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Captain Bill
Navigator of Fear Facts
Bill has sewn his soul in the sunless depths of the Florida Keys - Davy Jones’ locker was child’s play. Though his shipwreck brought him to us, Captain Bill has dragged ashore pages of his sailor’s guide, hardened by the seven seas. Now, he has decided to share his Fear Facts with you all. Many plank walkers have attempted to dissect his mind, but his honest jargon and lack of fear is what made him a Captain. Our Captain Bill is safe on land…. until he needs a bigger boat, that is.
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